1 00:00:00,496 --> 00:00:03,933 (monitor beeps rhythmically) 2 00:00:03,934 --> 00:00:06,684 (Mobeen snoring) 3 00:00:15,780 --> 00:00:17,673 - Undescended testicle. 4 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:20,261 - Governor Burn? 5 00:00:20,262 --> 00:00:22,619 - You've got an undescended testicle. 6 00:00:22,620 --> 00:00:23,670 - Me? 7 00:00:25,441 --> 00:00:28,349 Oh (speaks foreign language). 8 00:00:28,350 --> 00:00:31,199 - Your bollock was kicked so hard, it's gone back inside ya. 9 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:32,129 - In me? 10 00:00:32,130 --> 00:00:33,419 - It's gone home. 11 00:00:33,420 --> 00:00:35,637 And in a way, Moveen, that's what I've come here- 12 00:00:35,638 --> 00:00:36,595 - [MOBEEN] Who the hell is Moveen? 13 00:00:36,596 --> 00:00:38,489 - To talk to you today about, your balls. 14 00:00:38,490 --> 00:00:40,219 - You wanna talk to me about me what? 15 00:00:40,220 --> 00:00:41,429 - (clears throat) Your courage. 16 00:00:41,430 --> 00:00:44,519 The courage you've been showing during your time here, 17 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:45,779 and the brilliant work you've been doing 18 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:48,539 with your job as a listener, counseling other inmates. 19 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:50,909 It's been really very impressive. 20 00:00:50,910 --> 00:00:51,742 - Right. 21 00:00:51,743 --> 00:00:53,249 - And that's why I want you to do some more. 22 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:55,807 I think you could help more men on other wings. 23 00:00:55,808 --> 00:01:00,239 - Yeah, but I don't fancy that, to be honest with ya. 24 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:01,593 - You're almost done. 25 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,579 I'd hate to have to extend your sentence 26 00:01:05,580 --> 00:01:07,889 because you haven't done the right thing. 27 00:01:07,890 --> 00:01:09,438 - I... 28 00:01:09,439 --> 00:01:12,587 (groans and mumbles) 29 00:01:12,588 --> 00:01:13,638 Oh, ah! 30 00:01:14,993 --> 00:01:17,319 - Pack it in, please, Moveen. 31 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,409 Think about what I've said to you, 32 00:01:19,410 --> 00:01:21,814 and while you're thinking, stay out of trouble, 33 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,459 'cause I'm gonna be watching you. 34 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:25,687 I'm gonna be watching you all the time. 35 00:01:27,415 --> 00:01:28,665 - All the time? 36 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,379 - Well, yeah, not all the time. 37 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:32,819 Not when you're in the shower. 38 00:01:32,820 --> 00:01:33,779 Had to go on that little course, 39 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:35,579 you know, clear up the confusion. 40 00:01:35,580 --> 00:01:36,869 - What were you looking for? 41 00:01:36,870 --> 00:01:38,549 - It was research, right? 42 00:01:38,550 --> 00:01:41,549 I'm trying to do good and I get punished, how is that fair? 43 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:43,503 The point is, I'm watching you. 44 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:45,752 - Ooh, you bast... 45 00:01:45,753 --> 00:01:48,503 (dramatic music) 46 00:01:50,149 --> 00:01:52,732 (upbeat music) 47 00:01:56,619 --> 00:01:58,557 - Wake your bitch ass up. 48 00:01:58,558 --> 00:01:59,632 - What is that? 49 00:01:59,633 --> 00:02:00,809 What are you sounding like an American for? 50 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:02,369 - Shut up, Mobeen Deen. 51 00:02:02,370 --> 00:02:04,499 Look at us, five minutes into your stupid mission, 52 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:05,332 and we're almost dead. 53 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:06,989 - We? I am almost dead. 54 00:02:06,990 --> 00:02:10,170 You look like Nelly in 2001. 55 00:02:11,016 --> 00:02:13,314 Ha-ha, look at that. 56 00:02:13,315 --> 00:02:15,299 - Hope your testicle's ascending. 57 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:16,889 Anyways, I was chatting with Harper 58 00:02:16,890 --> 00:02:18,029 over a few games of Zelda. 59 00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:20,849 - So you've been playing Nintendo Switch with Harper? 60 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:22,634 - It was cold last night, so we got under your kambal- 61 00:02:22,635 --> 00:02:23,467 - Hey! 62 00:02:23,468 --> 00:02:26,579 That is our kambal, it's not for sharing with other men! 63 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:29,339 - Whoa, I am the one who's vexed, not you. 64 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:30,719 This is some madness, Mobes. 65 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,552 We're nearly done. 66 00:02:31,553 --> 00:02:34,440 - Hey, hey, hey, Nate, have I ever let you down? 67 00:02:35,551 --> 00:02:37,432 - Look at me! 68 00:02:37,433 --> 00:02:38,279 - Okay, I'm sorry about your life. 69 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,532 But listen to me, all I need to do 70 00:02:39,533 --> 00:02:43,482 is make a connection with the Memory Stick. 71 00:02:43,483 --> 00:02:45,779 (Memory Stick coughs) 72 00:02:45,780 --> 00:02:48,299 Get him in this bed here, get rid of old Des. 73 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:49,942 You all right here, Dezzie? 74 00:02:49,943 --> 00:02:51,946 (music plays faintly over headset) 75 00:02:51,947 --> 00:02:53,429 Ha-ha. 76 00:02:53,430 --> 00:02:55,079 He's got a hemorrhoid, bro. 77 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,229 Trust me, his bum looks like a war zone, pop! 78 00:02:58,230 --> 00:02:59,280 - Come on, Nathaniel. 79 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:02,519 Have you got anywhere yet? 80 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,519 - No, 'cause you violated me, okay? 81 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:06,659 And I've had the Governor in here 82 00:03:06,660 --> 00:03:07,679 telling me to do more listening. 83 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,899 You messed me up, Harper, so get, mi-mi-mi. 84 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,339 Go away, go away from here. 85 00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:13,139 I don't wanna hear nothing you got to say. 86 00:03:13,140 --> 00:03:15,239 - Will you get a move on, Moon Juice? 87 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:18,036 - He's right, get it done, get it done quick. 88 00:03:18,037 --> 00:03:19,865 - Yeah, or what? 89 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:20,954 Or what, big man? 90 00:03:20,955 --> 00:03:24,153 - Or we will be going to couples counseling. Hmm. 91 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:26,717 - Hmm. 92 00:03:29,070 --> 00:03:31,144 Mate, our life shit, okay, it's shit! 93 00:03:31,145 --> 00:03:33,728 (upbeat music) 94 00:03:38,466 --> 00:03:40,966 (he whistles) 95 00:03:44,161 --> 00:03:47,279 - So, when you're a once-in-a-generation talent like me, 96 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:48,809 you can't help but rise to the top. 97 00:03:48,810 --> 00:03:50,009 Crack on, Barry. 98 00:03:50,010 --> 00:03:51,089 - Officer Saj. 99 00:03:51,090 --> 00:03:52,379 - Oh, easy, cuz. 100 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:53,579 - Told you, don't call me that. 101 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:55,109 The less people know, the better. 102 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,969 Look, I need a favor. 103 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:58,799 - Oh, from me? 104 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,899 A total stranger who isn't one of your relatives? 105 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:02,189 - You're so sensitive, man. 106 00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:03,809 - I'm not sensitive! 107 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:07,503 - Oh, is it from Uncle Levi's birthday back in the day? 108 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,525 Where everyone made you wear that kid's cowboy outfit? 109 00:04:11,526 --> 00:04:12,729 - I was 24. 110 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:15,419 - Look, I need you to get me and Megalodon 111 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:16,559 transferred to your wing. 112 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:17,765 - No. 113 00:04:17,766 --> 00:04:19,188 - Please, cuz. 114 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:21,029 - Megalodon is a fucking lunatic, 115 00:04:21,030 --> 00:04:22,739 and I've just been put in charge of A wing. 116 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:23,572 - Is it 'cause of the cowboy outfit thing? 117 00:04:23,573 --> 00:04:27,195 - No, it's 'cause of the fucking lunatic thing. 118 00:04:27,196 --> 00:04:29,549 (Chippy sighs) 119 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:33,765 - Maybe Megalodon will understand, he's very understanding. 120 00:04:33,766 --> 00:04:34,598 - [PRISONER] Ah! 121 00:04:34,599 --> 00:04:36,276 ? Games, winner stays on, I'll play ? 122 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:40,079 - Don't you ever, ever, ever beat me 123 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,419 at fucking table tennis again! 124 00:04:42,420 --> 00:04:43,469 You understand?! 125 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:44,520 - Yes, Meg. 126 00:04:46,633 --> 00:04:48,136 - How is your missing testie? 127 00:04:48,137 --> 00:04:50,279 - Excuse me, sister, yeah? 128 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,479 I don't wanna be inappropriate, 129 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,189 but people have been screaming about my tatay all day. 130 00:04:53,190 --> 00:04:54,022 Can you stop it? 131 00:04:54,023 --> 00:04:55,469 - I'm sorry, shall I keep it down for you? 132 00:04:55,470 --> 00:04:56,302 - Please. 133 00:04:56,303 --> 00:04:57,655 - How's the missing bollock? 134 00:04:57,656 --> 00:04:59,532 (Des laughs) 135 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:02,489 - (speaks foreign language) Des. 136 00:05:02,490 --> 00:05:03,540 Mobeen Deen. 137 00:05:03,691 --> 00:05:06,599 - I honestly don't know why you lot 138 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,258 get into these arguments with the screws. 139 00:05:09,259 --> 00:05:10,799 - "You lot"? 140 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:11,669 What do you mean, "you lot"? 141 00:05:11,670 --> 00:05:14,309 Is this some kind of, like, man thing or a class thing? 142 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:17,429 - No, it's a dickhead thing, with you being the dickhead. 143 00:05:17,430 --> 00:05:18,479 - Ooh. 144 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,459 Whatever, my privileged sister. 145 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:21,389 - You don't get too many people 146 00:05:21,390 --> 00:05:23,140 in Small Heath that are privileged. 147 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:26,069 - You ain't from no Small Heath. 148 00:05:26,070 --> 00:05:29,639 - I was, born in Tennyson Road, yara. 149 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:30,753 - Tennyson Road? 150 00:05:31,980 --> 00:05:33,779 You from Small Heath, ha! 151 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:36,239 You know, erm, despite my current situation, 152 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,429 I just need you to know that I actually managed 153 00:05:38,430 --> 00:05:41,249 to navigate my little sister to medical school, so- 154 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:43,199 - The apple falls in a completely different universe 155 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,789 to the tree. 156 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:48,119 - Okay, you're gonna know better than me. 157 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:49,139 She can't stand it. 158 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,279 They're the kids of doctors, 159 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,899 and then their parents were doctors. 160 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,369 Just a bunch of people born 161 00:05:53,370 --> 00:05:55,320 with silver dicks in their mouths, man. 162 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:59,189 - Getting experience in different hospitals is tough 163 00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:00,450 when you're starting out. 164 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,779 She could probably shadow me here for a bit. 165 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,069 - Really? 166 00:06:05,070 --> 00:06:08,669 I mean, hey, that's a really kind offer, but this is prison. 167 00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:10,139 I don't really want my little sister in prisons. 168 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:12,989 - Look, give her my email address 169 00:06:12,990 --> 00:06:15,363 and let's see what she says. 170 00:06:17,693 --> 00:06:19,409 - Shm@shm.com. 171 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:20,999 Hey, you really are from the ends. 172 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,050 - Hey. 173 00:06:22,051 --> 00:06:24,510 - Would you need my email address for anything? 174 00:06:24,511 --> 00:06:25,773 - (scoffs) No. 175 00:06:30,330 --> 00:06:32,039 But you've got my email address, 176 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:35,549 so you and your missing tatay know where to find me. 177 00:06:35,550 --> 00:06:36,990 - We'll find you here. 178 00:06:39,151 --> 00:06:40,949 (Mobeen clears throat) 179 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:42,000 Interesting lady. 180 00:06:44,340 --> 00:06:46,199 - And how are we feeling today? 181 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,999 - How are we feeling today? 182 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,319 I mean, I feel like utter shit 183 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:50,999 and I'm struggling to breathe properly. 184 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,542 Not sure what you're bringing to the party. 185 00:06:52,543 --> 00:06:53,909 - I just wanna know how you are. 186 00:06:53,910 --> 00:06:54,989 - I feel like somebody who's been 187 00:06:54,990 --> 00:06:56,699 wrongfully labeled a nonce 188 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:58,949 and is now wasting the small amount of breath I can muster 189 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:01,499 trying to get rid of an annoying woman. (coughs) 190 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:02,550 Will that do you? 191 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,834 - Fine. 192 00:07:04,835 --> 00:07:07,418 (mellow music) 193 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:13,679 - I tell you what, though, it sounds rough as, Des. 194 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,869 - Well, being bitten by two dogs with rabies is no joke, 195 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:16,920 let me tell ya. 196 00:07:16,921 --> 00:07:20,519 They shouldn't even be allowed in this country. 197 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,403 You know, I had to take time off work. 198 00:07:22,404 --> 00:07:25,295 - Do armed robbers get holiday pay, do they? 199 00:07:25,296 --> 00:07:27,809 (Des laughs) 200 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:29,110 - Pair of pugs, they were. 201 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,149 Little brown fuckers give me nightmares. 202 00:07:33,150 --> 00:07:36,959 Imported, they were, from Egypt, apparently. 203 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,669 - [MOBEEN] Egypt, oh, right. 204 00:07:38,670 --> 00:07:40,229 - They should be locked up. 205 00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:42,063 Dirty, smelly little bastards. 206 00:07:44,190 --> 00:07:46,990 - Hey, we all know who the real victim is here, our Des. 207 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,290 - Exactly. 208 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:53,942 (phone beeps) 209 00:07:53,943 --> 00:07:55,879 ? Ooh, yeah, let me get to it ? 210 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,260 (Des whistles) 211 00:07:57,261 --> 00:07:59,078 ? Ooh, yeah, let me get to it ? 212 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,929 ? I get it, take it, I'm running right through it ? 213 00:08:00,930 --> 00:08:03,269 ? Ooh, yeah, let me get to it, 10K in a day ? 214 00:08:03,270 --> 00:08:04,410 - Back to your wing. 215 00:08:04,411 --> 00:08:07,821 Come on, let's not take all day about it, for fuck's sake. 216 00:08:07,822 --> 00:08:09,249 - Can I talk to you about something? 217 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:10,483 (Harper sighs) 218 00:08:10,484 --> 00:08:12,203 - Is it about lasagne? 219 00:08:12,204 --> 00:08:14,343 - This ain't lasagne, it's a hate crime. 220 00:08:15,990 --> 00:08:17,070 It's about Megalodon. 221 00:08:17,431 --> 00:08:19,312 - Go on. 222 00:08:19,313 --> 00:08:21,509 - Can you get us transferred to this wing? 223 00:08:21,510 --> 00:08:22,709 - Not a fucking chance. 224 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:25,586 - I think Mega will be a real asset to the wing. 225 00:08:25,587 --> 00:08:27,449 - Are you high? 226 00:08:27,450 --> 00:08:28,679 - My cousin said no. 227 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,783 So it would annoy Saj if you said yes. 228 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:34,019 - Well, annoying Sajid is normally 229 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:37,257 an excellent reason to do anything, but not this time. 230 00:08:37,464 --> 00:08:39,345 - Why not? 231 00:08:39,346 --> 00:08:41,131 - I'm not here to answer your stupid questions, all right? 232 00:08:41,132 --> 00:08:43,049 Why don't you talk to someone who actually wants to listen? 233 00:08:43,050 --> 00:08:44,740 Who's your designated listener? 234 00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:45,573 - Mobeen. 235 00:08:45,574 --> 00:08:46,979 - Well, then, talk to Mobeen, then. 236 00:08:46,980 --> 00:08:48,901 The Governor wants him to do more listening anyway. 237 00:08:48,902 --> 00:08:51,359 - No, I can't talk to Mobeen about things like this. 238 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,553 - Just run along, lasagne boy, all right? 239 00:08:54,780 --> 00:08:58,589 But if you do have any more ideas about annoying Sajid, 240 00:08:58,590 --> 00:09:00,821 my door's always open. 241 00:09:00,822 --> 00:09:03,405 (Chippy sighs) 242 00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:10,312 (Mobeen speaks Urdu) 243 00:09:10,313 --> 00:09:12,509 - He is a bastard, that Des. 244 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,129 - I haven't heard any hate speech. 245 00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:16,379 - Of course you haven't, they're clever with it. 246 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:17,639 He's not gonna say it in front of you. 247 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,349 - It's a serious accusation, Mobeen. 248 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,299 - I know, and that is why I've got proof for you. 249 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:22,491 Watch this. 250 00:09:22,492 --> 00:09:24,359 - I'm sure you're not supposed to have that in here. 251 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,239 - Chill out, Barry in D wing's got a 3D printer. 252 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,369 - That's huge, how'd he fit that up his arse? 253 00:09:29,370 --> 00:09:31,259 - Have a listen to this. 254 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:33,123 - [DES] They shouldn't even be allowed in this country. 255 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:35,643 Little brown fuckers give me nightmares. 256 00:09:35,644 --> 00:09:38,816 Should be locked up, the dirty, smelly little bastards. 257 00:09:38,817 --> 00:09:39,649 (phone beeps) 258 00:09:39,650 --> 00:09:41,661 - Racist bastard. 259 00:09:41,662 --> 00:09:43,016 - I cannot believe it. 260 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:45,269 - I know, it's a disgrace. 261 00:09:45,270 --> 00:09:46,322 Here's what we'll do, okay? 262 00:09:46,323 --> 00:09:47,639 It's the most sensible thing, 263 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,889 'cause he's making me feel violent. 264 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:52,079 We'll move him from this bed, 265 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,629 and then we won't mention it to Des, 266 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:57,149 because he's old, he's not gonna change his ways, 267 00:09:57,150 --> 00:09:58,499 and he'll be dead soon, in sha'Allah. 268 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:02,039 - No, I can't believe how badly edited it is. 269 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,659 - Huh? 270 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:04,949 - Did you seriously believe 271 00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:06,800 I was gonna fall for that, you khota? 272 00:10:08,117 --> 00:10:09,530 - Er, no, but... 273 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:12,329 What do you want me to do? 274 00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:14,939 It's the free version of the software, it's shit. 275 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:16,383 - You are an idiot. 276 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,069 How about I swap you and Des? 277 00:10:20,070 --> 00:10:21,629 Anything for a quiet life. 278 00:10:21,630 --> 00:10:23,069 - You're gonna move him from that bed? 279 00:10:23,070 --> 00:10:23,902 - Mm-hm. 280 00:10:23,903 --> 00:10:25,109 - Get rid of Des? 281 00:10:25,110 --> 00:10:27,809 Yes, thank you, because that's the right thing to do. 282 00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:30,599 And also I think the real reason why you've done it 283 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,879 is because you love me, and that's not a problem, 284 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:33,749 just let it happen. 285 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,879 There is nothing wrong with loving me, so. 286 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:36,712 - Oh, yeah? 287 00:10:36,713 --> 00:10:37,657 - Yeah. 288 00:10:37,658 --> 00:10:38,708 Oh, gyar... 289 00:10:40,437 --> 00:10:41,913 - He bothering you? 290 00:10:42,930 --> 00:10:44,973 - Hello, Officer Sajid. 291 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:50,369 - I told you, innit, just call me Saj. 292 00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:51,599 The offer still stands, by the way, 293 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,839 if you wanna come round to my mum's, 294 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:58,829 chill out, watch a film, get some kadak chai in there, 295 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,644 the cinnamon shots. 296 00:11:00,645 --> 00:11:02,526 - Oh. 297 00:11:02,527 --> 00:11:04,169 - Aye-yi-yi. 298 00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:05,220 - I'm really busy. 299 00:11:05,773 --> 00:11:08,676 (Mobeen speaks foreign language) 300 00:11:08,677 --> 00:11:11,087 - You inviting girls to your mum's house, yeah? 301 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:13,799 Do you still share a bunk bed with your mum? 302 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:14,632 - No! 303 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:15,599 - Oh, wow. 304 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,124 - For your information, khota- 305 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:19,175 - Ooh! 306 00:11:20,237 --> 00:11:21,659 - I'm on the top bunk now. 307 00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:24,063 - Mashallah, big man! 308 00:11:24,064 --> 00:11:26,696 (Mobeen mutters in foreign language) 309 00:11:26,697 --> 00:11:27,529 - Do you know what? 310 00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:29,249 I've actually got a lot of things to do, Officer Sajid, 311 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,300 so I'm just gonna go. 312 00:11:30,391 --> 00:11:32,272 - Yeah, I... 313 00:11:32,273 --> 00:11:33,119 Look, I told you, yeah? 314 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,543 Just call me Saj. 315 00:11:38,055 --> 00:11:39,474 - "Call me Saj." 316 00:11:39,475 --> 00:11:41,058 - Fuck off, Mobeen! 317 00:11:43,584 --> 00:11:44,751 - Go with God. 318 00:11:46,044 --> 00:11:47,094 - Piss off! 319 00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:53,193 (mellow meditation music) 320 00:11:53,194 --> 00:11:55,861 (Harper sniffs) 321 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:03,675 - Chamomile. 322 00:12:06,262 --> 00:12:08,173 - Yes. 323 00:12:08,174 --> 00:12:09,006 - Ah. 324 00:12:09,007 --> 00:12:10,090 - [BOTH] Pow! 325 00:12:11,449 --> 00:12:14,366 (mattress squeaks) 326 00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:19,383 - Hello, good sir. 327 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,309 (Memory Stick sighs) 328 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:26,219 - I just want you to know, I-I'm a designated listener, 329 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:28,863 so you can talk to me any time you need to talk. 330 00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:34,139 - I'm in a hospital in prison, where everybody hates me, 331 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:37,619 because somebody, you, called me a nonce. 332 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:40,492 - I didn't, technically didn't say you were a nonce, 333 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,349 I said you be looking like a nonce. 334 00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:45,659 - Well, when you said I be looking like a nonce, 335 00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:47,429 everybody thought I was a nonce, 336 00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:48,730 and they be beating me up. 337 00:12:50,621 --> 00:12:53,704 (Memory Stick sighs) 338 00:12:55,712 --> 00:12:57,041 - Er... 339 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,169 - Mobeen? - Mm? 340 00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:00,049 - There's an Aqsa Deen here to see you. 341 00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:02,674 (Mobeen speaks in foreign language) 342 00:13:02,675 --> 00:13:05,909 (Mobeen groans) 343 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,106 - I'll be back, good sir. 344 00:13:08,107 --> 00:13:11,357 (mellow hip-hop music) 345 00:13:15,241 --> 00:13:17,489 - [AQSA] What happened? 346 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:18,921 - Oh, yeah, erm, 347 00:13:18,922 --> 00:13:20,789 I, erm, I slipped over in the showers. 348 00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:22,619 - You'd have to slip 147 times, 349 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:24,260 but sure, yeah, let's go with that. 350 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,409 - Shh. 351 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:27,599 - And who is this, your psychiatrist? 352 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,829 - Why would I need a psychiatrist? 353 00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:30,239 - 'Cause you constantly seek out chaos 354 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,849 and you're addicted to highly toxic environments. 355 00:13:32,850 --> 00:13:33,809 - Fair enough. 356 00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:35,489 - I love her already. 357 00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:37,499 - Dr. Nida Iqbal, MD. 358 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,119 - Aqsa Deen. 359 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,069 - So your brother tells me you're in medicine. 360 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:44,699 - Yeah, although I feel like quitting. 361 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,499 - Have they asked you to go skiing yet? 362 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,332 - Yes. 363 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,869 - Skiing is some bullshit. 364 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,249 And when you tell them you don't like it, 365 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:52,649 you might as well have a criminal record, no offense. 366 00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:54,089 - It's a bit offensive, but okay. 367 00:13:54,090 --> 00:13:55,649 - So, I was speaking to Mobeen about you 368 00:13:55,650 --> 00:13:57,089 possibly shadowing me here for a bit. 369 00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:57,959 - I'll do it. 370 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:01,169 - It's not easy, you're almost exclusively working with men. 371 00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:05,919 A lot of them are abusive, hostile, and thick, really thick. 372 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,139 - Really thick. 373 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:07,972 - Yeah. 374 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:11,519 - It's hard work, long hours, and the resources here? 375 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,869 Beyond out-of-date. 376 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:15,869 But if you can handle it here, you can handle it anywhere. 377 00:14:15,870 --> 00:14:18,179 - Can't be any worse than the AandE I'm in. 378 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:19,499 Last Friday night, a woman came in 379 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,851 with maggots living in her scalp. 380 00:14:20,852 --> 00:14:23,236 - This place is a dutty hole, I don't want you coming here. 381 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,539 - Baska! 382 00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:26,519 I think we should get you started this week if we can. 383 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,352 - Really? 384 00:14:27,353 --> 00:14:28,185 - Aye-yi-yi. 385 00:14:28,186 --> 00:14:30,689 - I promise, I won't let you down. 386 00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:32,399 - You'll be great. 387 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,373 And we can smuggle some codeine and flog it back in ends. 388 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,730 Jokes! 389 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,450 - Look, now she's gone- 390 00:14:42,451 --> 00:14:43,501 - Chup! 391 00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:45,981 Come, let's go. 392 00:14:45,982 --> 00:14:47,816 (mellow hip-hop music) 393 00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:49,945 ? Yeah ? 394 00:14:49,946 --> 00:14:53,863 (prisoners chattering faintly) 395 00:14:55,009 --> 00:14:58,759 (prisoner raps indistinctly) 396 00:14:59,602 --> 00:15:01,649 (Memory Stick groans) 397 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:02,700 - Rough night? 398 00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:05,283 - Every night is a rough night. 399 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,849 You kept muttering in your sleep, 400 00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:11,760 saying, "Nate, stop, that tickles," over and over again. 401 00:15:11,761 --> 00:15:13,329 - Whoa, baska, baska, ooh, ooh, ooh. 402 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,380 Okay, yeah, ha! 403 00:15:14,961 --> 00:15:18,839 What you got going on for the rest of the day? 404 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,129 - Hopefully, I'll stop vomiting 405 00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:22,030 and gain some feeling in my right leg. 406 00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:28,319 (Memory Stick vomits) 407 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,670 - Cross that one off the list for today, innit? 408 00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:34,019 - [HARPER] All right, Moon Walk? 409 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,497 - How's it going, Mobes? 410 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,643 - Have, have you had a haircut? 411 00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:42,239 You cutting his hair, yeah? 412 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,679 - Cheeky little trim. 413 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,719 - Cheeky little trim, is it, yeah? 414 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,719 You, man, would love it, innit, love it 415 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,279 if I was in here for the rest of my days. 416 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,449 - You know what I'd prefer, Moon Boots? 417 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,409 - What's that? 418 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,839 - You get the information we need about Khan, quickly. 419 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,569 - I'm trying to, but he, he's a weird guy. 420 00:15:57,570 --> 00:15:59,849 I think he's an incel, you should investigate that. 421 00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:00,682 - Incest? 422 00:16:00,683 --> 00:16:01,739 - No, not incest. 423 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:02,939 Maybe that, I dunno. 424 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:03,864 Incel. 425 00:16:03,865 --> 00:16:04,797 - What's an incel? 426 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,269 - It's basically guys who love the nyash 427 00:16:06,270 --> 00:16:08,966 but can't get the nyash, so they blame the nyash. 428 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,189 - No bunda? - Mm. 429 00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:11,022 - Ah. 430 00:16:11,023 --> 00:16:12,989 - Do I need to remind you why you're doing this? 431 00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:14,853 Your sister, your gunned-down mate. 432 00:16:16,380 --> 00:16:19,139 - Your promotion, your pay rise. 433 00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:20,279 - Look, if you don't wanna go through with this, 434 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,749 now would be a real good time to say. 435 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:22,619 - When did I say that? 436 00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:25,859 - Why don't you go see the chaplain? 437 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,379 He knows everything about everyone in this place. 438 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:30,390 - Now, that is a good idea. 439 00:16:31,738 --> 00:16:32,821 - [BOTH] Pow! 440 00:16:34,029 --> 00:16:35,079 - Shzz, pow! 441 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:37,019 - Just chemistry. 442 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,426 - Is that right? 443 00:16:38,427 --> 00:16:41,669 Fuck off, ahojo, fuck off, ahojo. 444 00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:42,502 You know what that means? 445 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:43,409 Say it with me. 446 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:44,549 - Fuck off, ahojo. 447 00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:47,459 - Get ahojo out of here, man, go from here. 448 00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:48,843 - You're so dramatic. 449 00:16:48,844 --> 00:16:51,422 - Nathaniel, Nate, before you go. 450 00:16:51,423 --> 00:16:52,713 Come back, spin back. 451 00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:58,079 W-Will you still cut my hair? 452 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,689 - Yes, always. 453 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:01,929 - That's hard, innit? 454 00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:04,277 ? How can I lose when I came here with nothing ? 455 00:17:04,278 --> 00:17:06,564 ? Hearing rumors that they wanna do summat ? 456 00:17:06,565 --> 00:17:08,700 ? They ain't no piece, yeah, they ain't doing nothing ? 457 00:17:08,701 --> 00:17:10,134 - Thanks for this, Doc. 458 00:17:10,135 --> 00:17:13,049 I'd walk, but my tatay is still in the upside down. 459 00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:14,639 Oof, oof. 460 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,069 - I don't do this for everyone, you know. 461 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,149 - Okay! 462 00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:20,159 - Anyway, I can just wait out here. 463 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,629 - Really? You'd stay for me? 464 00:17:21,630 --> 00:17:22,769 - Yeah. 465 00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:25,023 And I'd prefer it to Des's hemorrhoids. 466 00:17:26,438 --> 00:17:27,527 (Mobeen groans) 467 00:17:27,528 --> 00:17:28,360 You all right? 468 00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:29,489 - Huh? Nah, I'm good, man. 469 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:31,172 - You sure? - Yeah. 470 00:17:31,173 --> 00:17:32,175 (Mobeen groans) 471 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,008 - Yeah, you good? 472 00:17:33,009 --> 00:17:33,869 - Yeah, ooh! 473 00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:35,279 I'm independent too. 474 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,353 Like you, thank you. 475 00:17:38,312 --> 00:17:39,362 Yeah, okay, ooh. 476 00:17:41,641 --> 00:17:43,162 (Nida sighs) 477 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,496 - How kind I am. 478 00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:50,779 - Assalamu Alaikum, sat sri akaal, namaste, shalom, 479 00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:51,989 O great spiritual one. 480 00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:55,679 - Hello, bastard, what do you and your tits want? 481 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,289 - Every day you talk about my titatita, every day. 482 00:17:58,290 --> 00:17:59,999 Uncle, listen, I need something from you. 483 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,619 - What, a sport bra? 484 00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:02,850 - No, have you, erm, 485 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,749 have you still got access to every prisoner 486 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,359 and their details on your laptop? 487 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,679 I need some information. 488 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,689 - That's illegal to give to you. 489 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:15,230 - Uncle, you're not in the country legally, so... 490 00:18:15,231 --> 00:18:17,129 - Who is he? 491 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,139 - His nickname is Memory Stick, 492 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:23,043 but his real name is Colin Bigginson Junior III. 493 00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:26,223 - White people have these stupid names. 494 00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:29,279 - Shabash! 495 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,239 Shall I join you round there? 496 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,313 - No, no, you stay there, you smell shit. 497 00:18:33,332 --> 00:18:35,219 (Mobeen sniffs) 498 00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:36,359 - Oof. 499 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,829 Okay, Uncle, what's he into then? 500 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:42,830 - Enjoy metal detecting, magic, '90s gangsta rap. 501 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,729 I like to be friend with this guy. 502 00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:50,339 - Uncle, are you sure that's Colin's details? 503 00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,479 - Get out, bastard. 504 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,312 - Uncle, please let me just- 505 00:18:52,313 --> 00:18:54,569 - Get out, go get life. 506 00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:57,809 No, you can't, you're in a prison, bastard. 507 00:18:57,810 --> 00:18:58,669 - Uncle, please- 508 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:00,359 - Get out, or I will snap your tits. 509 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,849 - Snap my tits? 510 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:03,989 That's not nice. 511 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,579 - Just get out. 512 00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:06,783 - Tits don't even snap. 513 00:19:10,002 --> 00:19:12,752 (Uncle chuckles) 514 00:19:16,101 --> 00:19:20,039 Whoosh. 515 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,090 Are you ready? 516 00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:24,038 (Mobeen clicks tongue) 517 00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:26,163 It's the, it's the thumb trick. 518 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,572 Get it? 519 00:19:28,573 --> 00:19:29,582 Am I doing it? 520 00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:30,796 Yeah, look. 521 00:19:30,797 --> 00:19:31,695 (Memory Stick sighs) 522 00:19:31,696 --> 00:19:32,879 No? 523 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,930 Okay. 524 00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:36,000 David Blaine. 525 00:19:36,721 --> 00:19:38,602 - What about him? 526 00:19:38,603 --> 00:19:40,379 - He was in that box in London. 527 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,179 - I haven't thought about him in about 15 years. 528 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,919 - Harry Houdini. 529 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,449 Died in a box as well, innit? 530 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,804 - Just listing magicians at me. 531 00:19:47,805 --> 00:19:49,439 - What about Paul Daniels? He's dead. 532 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,299 What about his auntie who used to come with him? 533 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,724 Sheila McGee, she was with him. 534 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,526 - I know she was with him, she loved him. 535 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,912 - She had nice hair, she had nice hair. 536 00:19:56,913 --> 00:19:58,444 You didn't like her hair? 537 00:19:58,445 --> 00:19:59,309 - I did like her hair, 538 00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:00,389 but I don't know why you're talking to me 539 00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:01,222 about Sheila McGee's hair. 540 00:20:01,223 --> 00:20:03,989 - What-what-what you don't like magic for? 541 00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:05,489 - I don't like magic, no. 542 00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:07,049 I mean, I wish I could make this moron 543 00:20:07,050 --> 00:20:08,699 that keeps trying to talk to me disappear, 544 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,323 but apart from that, nothing. 545 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:12,876 - I got one for ya. 546 00:20:12,877 --> 00:20:14,909 Beep, boop-boop-boop. 547 00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:16,169 - Laser Quest? 548 00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:18,509 - And you're at the beach with a girlfriend, 549 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:19,619 maybe boyfriend, I don't know, whatever. 550 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,779 Beep, what's that in the ground? 551 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:22,739 Metal detecting. 552 00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:24,299 - No, why do you keep talking to me 553 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,669 about all this random bollocks? 554 00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:27,720 Shut up! 555 00:20:29,327 --> 00:20:33,359 - Shitty khota bastard! (speaks foreign language) 556 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,269 - You should have checked the information first, bastard. 557 00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:37,109 - Uncle, I tried, yeah. 558 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,509 You told me, "Stay there, you smell shit." 559 00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:41,129 - That's true. (chuckles) 560 00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:44,574 Very funny, shevi, very funny. 561 00:20:44,575 --> 00:20:45,809 - Uncle, Uncle, Uncle, there he is, 562 00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:46,919 there he is, there he is. 563 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,799 Okay, Colin, he enjoys studying telescopes, 564 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:53,043 understanding the metaverse and the music of Avril Lavigne. 565 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,709 (speaks foreign language) Thank you, Uncle. 566 00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:57,929 - He was a skater boy. 567 00:20:57,930 --> 00:21:00,313 She said, "See you later, boy." 568 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:05,856 - See you later, then. 569 00:21:05,857 --> 00:21:07,320 - See you later, boy. 570 00:21:07,321 --> 00:21:09,904 (upbeat music) 571 00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:22,889 - Excuse me, where's he gone? 572 00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:23,722 - Discharged. 573 00:21:23,723 --> 00:21:24,773 - Shit! 574 00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:28,808 Good for him, shit for me! 575 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:31,392 (mellow music) 576 00:21:37,185 --> 00:21:39,435 (he pants) 577 00:21:40,786 --> 00:21:42,667 - [HARPER] 81. 578 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:43,500 - Let's go. 579 00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:44,333 - [HARPER] 82. 580 00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:45,384 - Yeah. 581 00:21:46,501 --> 00:21:47,685 - [HARPER] 84. 582 00:21:47,686 --> 00:21:50,344 (prisoners chattering in distance) 583 00:21:50,345 --> 00:21:53,428 - What the hell is going on in here?! 584 00:21:54,894 --> 00:21:57,086 (Harper clears throat) 585 00:21:57,087 --> 00:21:59,774 - Er, Harpsie just suggested a few changes. 586 00:21:59,775 --> 00:22:00,962 - Harpsie kauna? 587 00:22:00,963 --> 00:22:02,759 Tu Harpsie, eh? Okay. 588 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,559 - Talk to me, Moonlight, what you got? 589 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,429 - Nothing. 590 00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:06,262 - What? 591 00:22:06,263 --> 00:22:07,859 - No, I mean, I have made a connection. 592 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:08,909 You know, like you would suggest, 593 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:11,429 you don't go all the way on a first date, slowly, slowly. 594 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:13,289 - Oh, I was very much hoping you would 595 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,759 go all the way on a first date. 596 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,399 I was hoping you'd have full fucking sex. 597 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,299 - [NATE] What now? 598 00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:20,759 - In terms of intelligence-gathering, obviously. 599 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:21,599 - Obviously. 600 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,569 Look, man, I'll see him next time and it will be pat. 601 00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:25,769 You know how I do, you know my ting. 602 00:22:25,770 --> 00:22:28,049 - Listen, if you spent less time chatting up bloody Nida, 603 00:22:28,050 --> 00:22:30,079 we'd get it done quicker, wouldn't we? 604 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:33,149 We haven't got much time left, Mob Deep, so when? 605 00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:34,649 - I'll tell you when, okay? 606 00:22:34,650 --> 00:22:37,319 When I'm on a wing, when I'm in a canteen, 607 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:40,126 when I'm in the fucking showers, I'll get it done! 608 00:22:40,127 --> 00:22:41,023 I've got blood pressure, had a stressful day- 609 00:22:41,024 --> 00:22:42,124 - [HARPER] Will you stop making excuses? 610 00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:42,957 - I don't want no more stress! 611 00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:43,812 - [HARPER] Just get out of the cell and get it done! 612 00:22:43,813 --> 00:22:44,645 - I don't want fucking stress! 613 00:22:44,646 --> 00:22:45,968 - You told me- - Stop pressuring me! 614 00:22:45,969 --> 00:22:47,776 - Hey, hey, oi, oi-oi-oi! 615 00:22:47,777 --> 00:22:51,899 What's going on in here, you bunch of shaggers? 616 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:54,509 Mobeen, I just wanted to come and say thank you 617 00:22:54,510 --> 00:22:57,689 for listening to me and for going the extra mile. 618 00:22:57,690 --> 00:22:59,069 You see, Chippy came to see me, 619 00:22:59,070 --> 00:23:01,259 and he told me that you want to do more listening. 620 00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:02,092 - Chippy said what, now? 621 00:23:02,093 --> 00:23:04,049 - And now that the new inmate is here, 622 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,838 you can talk to him as much as you want. 623 00:23:06,839 --> 00:23:07,671 - Huh? 624 00:23:07,672 --> 00:23:10,588 - Harper, you fucking twat. 625 00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:12,868 - Can't argue with that. 626 00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:14,849 - Talk to who? 627 00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:15,843 - [NATE] Who's on the wing? 628 00:23:15,844 --> 00:23:18,488 - [MOBEEN] We're going, come, come, come, come. 629 00:23:18,489 --> 00:23:19,545 (intense music) 630 00:23:19,546 --> 00:23:21,879 (they gasp) 631 00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:24,719 Jesus, Lord. 632 00:23:28,736 --> 00:23:30,668 - [HARPER] No one's that big. 633 00:23:30,669 --> 00:23:32,442 - I, I can't leave the cell. 634 00:23:32,443 --> 00:23:34,109 I can't leave the cell, man. 635 00:23:34,110 --> 00:23:34,942 - [HARPER] What do you mean? 636 00:23:34,943 --> 00:23:37,398 - Harper, he's gonna fuck the lungs out of me. 637 00:23:37,399 --> 00:23:38,429 - Yeah, what about Memory Stick? 638 00:23:38,430 --> 00:23:39,809 - I'd prefer to keep my lungs. 639 00:23:39,810 --> 00:23:42,843 - And the structural integrity of his anus, batty gone. 640 00:23:42,961 --> 00:23:44,953 - Fuck! 641 00:23:44,954 --> 00:23:46,234 ? Now ever since a young'un ? 642 00:23:46,235 --> 00:23:47,788 ? I dreamed I would be something ? 643 00:23:47,789 --> 00:23:48,956 ? 'Cause someone with no dreams ? 644 00:23:48,957 --> 00:23:50,582 ? Just means you will be nothing ? 645 00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:53,406 ? And that's beside the fact I don't subscribe to that ? 646 00:23:53,407 --> 00:23:55,433 ? You'll find me where the grinders at ? 647 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,508 ? Yeah, and I move like a pack of wolves ? 648 00:23:57,509 --> 00:23:59,761 ? You a sheep, I'ma grab some wool ? 649 00:23:59,762 --> 00:24:01,396 ? And no, I ain't asking, fool ? 650 00:24:01,397 --> 00:24:03,292 ? I polarize and pulverize ? 651 00:24:03,293 --> 00:24:07,567 ? Beware here, 'cause I can even scare the poltergeists ? 652 00:24:07,568 --> 00:24:09,790 ? Don't play it on the safe side ? 653 00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:12,131 ? Let the weak fall by the wayside ? 654 00:24:12,132 --> 00:24:15,882 ? 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